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officialunitedstates:

basicallybeesus:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it.  that’s the only reason.

what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold

yeah that’ll work

(via gaunchie)

Things that hurt: getting flashbacks of when you were happy and full of love and you were very pretty last year, and comparing it to this year where you are drained and exhausted and have gained weight and your hair is shit.

pterodactuality:

i love giant squid documentaries bc they’re always like “it’s just so big but we just… can’t fuckign f ind it??? ? where is this fucking squid? ? ? ?? ???”

(via vorpos)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

heres to my size 3-8 girls. heres to my slightly squishy ladies who, whenever they have shown the slightest discomfort in their bodies, have been shut down immediately because “i would kill to have a body like yours!!!!!” “shut the fuck up youre so skinny wtf” “youre not gonna get all gross and anorexic are you?”

heres to my girls with skinny arms but a chubby belly. heres to my girls with a double chin but impossible waistline. heres to my girls with thick thighs and a flat butt. heres to my girls with disproportionate bodies. heres to my girls who were never “skinny enough,” or “big enough.” heres to you. youre fucking flawless.

(via vorpos)

bobdylansgrandson:

why are so many of you from hell

(via fragilemothwing)

elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

(via thegoodknight)

bobdylansgrandson:

why are so many of you from hell

(via fragilemothwing)